Found 553 works tagged 'Humor'.
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Lilly
Published Jan 15, 2021 · 100 words (1 minute) · 3 likes · 248 views
Humor Literary Fiction poem dog pets
Lilly is an emotional support dog, a German Shepherd of about 3 years, in our home since the end of July. She doesn't bark, is perfectly house-trained, and is frequently more cat than dog.
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The Nixon Wrangler's Tale
Published Jan 10, 2021 · 3,089 words (12 minutes) · 145 views
Humor Satire Science Fiction Elvis political satire Marilyn Costa Rica Madonna law enforcement artificial intelligence Kennedy copyright infringement politics Sinatra artificial life gardening cobain Nixon replicant
A warning: This story contains many things that might offend some readers, including semi-explicit sex, "sci-fi violence," four-letter words that somehow retain a certain power, and a general spirit of meanness. Ellen Datlow said she liked it in spite of herself, and published it in 1998 on EventHorizon.com, a site you need the Wayback Machine to find today. The theme park name in this story was stolen from Judith Berman, who I hope forgives me.
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How the New Year Took Over From the Old Year
Published Dec 31, 2020 · 1,127 words (5 minutes) · 243 views
Baby 2021 finds out what it's going to have to deal with -- a very quickly written fable for 2020.
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Mabel's Pack
Published Dec 27, 2020 · 997 words (4 minutes) · 1 like · 253 views
Mabel used to be a preschool teacher. Now she's a dog, and so are her preschoolers.
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Sharp as Bristles
Published Dec 23, 2020 · 4,068 words (15 minutes) · 1 like · 353 views
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Baron Vordenburg hunts a most unusual feline in the Dimmuborgir on Christmas Eve.
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A Regular, Normal Christmas
Published Dec 23, 2020 · 4,998 words (19 minutes) · 222 views
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DIE HARD meets Hallmark (kinda) in this crazy, tongue-in-cheek holiday mashup.
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Privateers of Mars, excerpt
Published Dec 17, 2020 · 332 words (2 minutes) · 150 views
Humor Science Fiction SciFi Action-Adventure Space Pirates ensemble cast
Excerpt from my adventure novella Privateers of Mars, a story of Solar System cold war, atomic swashbuckling, and companionship in the dark of space. For fans of The Mandalorian, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, and The Expanse!
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Christmas Stalking
Published Dec 5, 2020 · 1,834 words (7 minutes) · 267 views
Fantasy Humor christmas Mafia santa clause toys hit man
No one thinks about Santa's economic impact, but you can be sure that some people, some very bad people, aren't happy that he gives all those toys away for free.
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Lumberjill
Published Nov 12, 2020 · 4,031 words (15 minutes) · 282 views
Lumberjill, the niece of a famous lumberjack, travels to the Great North Woods--or what's left of them. She is very clever, but the fauna of the forest is unlike anything she's ever known, with many quirky creatures living in the remnants of uncut timber, most of them inspired by Jorge Luís Borges' account of the creatures supposed to live there.
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