Literary Fiction Strange flash fiction surreal experimental absurd

We Have an Objective

By KJ Kabza
Aug 22, 2018 · 207 words · 1 minute


From the author: On April 7, 2003, we took the Slip’n Slide into Baghdad. My buddies behind me whooped and screamed and crashed into each other, the hot sun and cold water in roiling chaos over their bodies, but they didn’t care. As long as they got wet.


On April 7, 2003, we took the Slip 'n Slide into Baghdad. I'm proud to say I led the way, sailing smooth and clean like a puck across a shuffleboard court. My buddies behind me whooped and screamed and crashed into each other, the hot sun and cold water in roiling chaos over their bodies, but they didn't care. As long as they got wet.

Baghdad was a mess of carnival barkers and acrobats, water balloons and cotton candy, everyone shouting and running beneath spinning Ferris wheel lights. For a...

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