Fantasy Humor Satire trolls your mom

Midnight at the Comedy Club Under the Bridge

By Curtis C. Chen
Dec 15, 2020 · 829 words · 4 minutes

Goat

Photo by Lamna The Shark via Unsplash.

From the author: In my mind the audience is entirely goats


Chadd sweated, literally sweated, all the way through the emcee’s introduction. He couldn’t remember ever feeling this nervous, even when he dumped a girlfriend.

Scattered applause greeted him as he walked up to the microphone.

“Hey guys, I’m Chadd--that’s spelled with two D’s.”

Someone shouted “Yeah!” at the same time someone else yelled “Loser!” Chadd pressed on.

“So I’m on the phone with my mom last week--”

“Was that before or after I fucked her?” someone called from the back of the room.

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