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From the author: In my mind the audience is entirely goats
Chadd sweated, literally sweated, all the way through the emcee’s introduction. He couldn’t remember ever feeling this nervous, even when he dumped a girlfriend.
Scattered applause greeted him as he walked up to the microphone.
“Hey guys, I’m Chadd--that’s spelled with two D’s.”
Someone shouted “Yeah!” at the same time someone else yelled “Loser!” Chadd pressed on.
“So I’m on the phone with my mom last week--”
“Was that before or after I fucked her?” someone called from the back of the room....