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Where The Shore Meets The Other Shore

By Kurt Pankau
Aug 21, 2020 · 877 words · 4 minutes

Polystyrene Planets

Photo by David Menidrey via Unsplash.

From the author: An altercation during planet fabrication has implications for the stratigraphication. This one will be free in my newsletter and un-paywalled here eventually.

Have I seen it? Have I seen it? Believe me, kid, I've seen it. I was there. Don't believe me? Kid, I used to work in planet-fab. Swear to God. But I haven't got time to tell the story and I got no damn credits for another beer and...

Well, if you insist on paying, I suppose I could stay a little longer...

So there I was, laying down black sand for the LM-27 North beach on Fama II--that's right, the continents hadn't even been named yet. It was just the 27th landmass on the schema. So I'm...

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