10 Civilization-Ending Calamities I've Caused (And One Is A Lie)

MEELNAX THE SAVAGER:

Okay, I never do these things, but here goes. Let's see if you guys can spot the lie.

1. In the dawn of Forna the people of Runalsia rose up against me. I handily quashed the revolt, and in spite of their pleas for mercy, in my wrath I smote out their sun.
2. The river-folk of Tulanda did not pay me tribute after I conquered their lands. They mocked me, believing their river gods would protect them. So I boiled the river as they swam.
3. Remember the Carrad-Horloth, who...