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The Ballad Of Gushy The Accident Fairy

By Kurt Pankau
Apr 19, 2020 · 514 words · 2 minutes

toilet paper

Photo by Michael Jasmund via Unsplash.

From the author: A silly poem about a fairy who causes people to have potty accidents.


Gather ye children, yes gather around.
Gather ye joyous and merry.
Lend me your ears and I’ll tell you the story
Of Gushy The Accident Fairy.

They say he was born in toilet of gold
Quite apart from the usual Fae.
They christened his head with the water ‘twas there
And then he went swimming away.

And finding himself in a river of that
Which we flush as it does so abhor us,
He felt that mankind was too loose with their waste
So he’d loosen it even more for us.

One bright summer day he emerged from the...

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