Humor Satire Science Fiction Dinosaurs! Velociraptors Letter

Proposals for Regulating Free-Range Velociraptors

By Andrew Liptak
Jun 16, 2019 · 1,311 words · 5 minutes

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From the author: A neighborhood is fed up with a new problem that they face: free-range velociraptors.

To the members of city council,

I am a resident of 158 Harmon St., and I, along with the coalition of concerned citizens, before you todayto urgefor a new set of regulations concerning a growing problem in our neighborhood: the rising number of neighbors who have begun raising velociraptors in their backyards.

For those unaware, ten years ago, DynaCorp, a prominent genetics agricultural firm, began selling a new line of products: VeloSis Raptor (named for the previously extinct dinosaur,V....

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