Joachim Heijndermans

Joachim Heijndermans writes science fiction and fantasy as a way to slip in trivia about toys

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Joachim Heijndermans writes, draws, and paints nearly every waking hour. Originally from the Netherlands, he's been all over the world, boring people by spouting random trivia. His work has been featured in a number of publications, such as Ahoy Comics, Asymmetry Fiction, Gathering Storm Magazine, Hinnom Magazine, and The Gallery of Curiosities, and he's currently in the midst of completing his first children's book.

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Swan Pimp

Published Sep 6, 2020 · 2,206 words (9 minutes) · 204 views

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Two tourists brave Amsterdam's red light district, when they run afoul the girl's local guardian; the swan pimp.


Swan pimp



Horus in Amsterdam

Published May 11, 2020 · 2,470 words (9 minutes) · 1 like · 356 views

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An artist struggles against the backlash from the citizens of Amsterdam when his sculpture clashes with their city's image.