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Kurt Pankau

Mostly sci-fi, often silly, occasionally heart-wrenching.

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Kurt Pankau is a software engineer in St. Louis. He enjoys board games, dad-jokes, and stories about time travel.

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Application For Temporal Readjustment

Published Jun 21, 2020 · 519 words (2 minutes) · 70 views

Science Fiction flash time travel

Ms. Tapper would like to change her past. This was a more experimental flash of mine. Looking at it now, I get what doesn't work about it, but I still like it.

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Living In The Past

Published May 20, 2020 · 594 words (3 minutes) · 1 like · 43 views

Humor Sisters daylight savings time

A riff on DST from my Friday Flash Fiction project.

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The Ballad Of Gushy The Accident Fairy

Published Apr 18, 2020 · 514 words (2 minutes) · 19 views

Fantasy Humor Satire poetry potty humor nursery rhyme

A silly poem about a fairy who causes people to have potty accidents.

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toilet paper

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The Sentence

Published Mar 21, 2020 · 579 words (3 minutes) · 1 like · 20 views

Humor Literary Fiction flash fiction meta courtroom drama

Some stunt fiction that I originally wrote as part of my Friday Flash Fiction experiment. The gimmick: the entire story is a single sentence.

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Gavel on black background with copy space. Concept for legal, lawyer, judge, law, auction and attorney.

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Title Of A Recursive Story

Published Feb 18, 2020 · 580 words (3 minutes) · 19 views

Humor meta

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Favorite Color

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Dragon Steaks

Published Jan 11, 2020 · 591 words (3 minutes) · 15 views

Fantasy Humor

I wrote this for my Friday Flash Fiction project a few years ago, and it's one of my favorites. It will go out free to my mailing list.

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Stefan The Wise

Published Mar 30, 2019 · 597 words (3 minutes) · 2 likes · 359 views

Horror Humor Science Fiction halloween ghost seance psychic

This was written for a Halloween contest hosted by Wisconsin Public Radio back in 2012. It was judged by none other than Patrick Rothfuss, and was selected as one of the nine stories that would be adapted for radio. The radio adaptation is linked below.

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Leaving Home

Published Mar 14, 2019 · 607 words (3 minutes) · 1 like · 387 views

Science Fiction time travel sad

Chris never told his mother that he wanted to go and help police the timelines, but he's been accepted into the program and now it's time to say goodbye.

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Elegant man waiting on street