Jeff Somers

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Jeff Somers ( began writing by court order as an attempt to steer his creative impulses away from engineering genetic grotesqueries. His feeble memory makes every day a joyous adventure of discovery and adventure even as it destroys personal relationships, and his weakness for adorable furry creatures leaves him with many cats. He has published nine novels, including the Avery Cates Series of noir-science fiction novels from Orbit Books (, the darkly hilarious crime novel Chum from Tyrus Books, and most recently tales of blood magic and short cons in the Ustari Cycle, including the novel We Are Not Good People and the novellas Fixer, The Stringer, Last Best Day, and The Boom Bands from Pocket Gallery ( He has published over thirty short stories, including “Ringing the Changes,” which was selected for inclusion in Best American Mystery Stories 2006, “Sift, Almost Invisible, Through,” which appeared in the anthology Crimes by Moonlight edited by Charlaine Harris, and “Three Cups of Tea,” which appeared in the anthology Hanzai Japan. He also writes about books for Barnes and Noble and and about the craft of writing for Writer’s Digest, which published his book on the craft of writing Writing Without Rules in 2018. He lives in Hoboken with his wife, The Duchess, and their cats. He considers pants to always be optional.

Stories · Posts · Books

The Unappeasable Host

Sep 9, 2018 · 2,173 words (8 minutes)


Time Will Forgive

Jun 24, 2018 · 2,801 words (11 minutes) · 1 like

Literary Fiction

No Great Trick

Jun 3, 2018 · 3,331 words (13 minutes)

Horror Humor

The Amazing Martin Landawer

Apr 1, 2018 · 4,181 words (16 minutes)

Charlie O’Brien Lights a Dramatic Cigarette

Mar 17, 2018 · 2,959 words (11 minutes)