Tim McDaniel

Tim McDaniel teaches English as a Second Language at Green River College, not far from Seattle. His short stories, mostly comedic, have appeared in a number of SF/F magazines, including F&SF, Analog, and Asimov's. He lives with his wife, dog, and cat, and his collection of plastic dinosaurs is the envy of all who encounter it


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flash fiction

Tim McDaniel

The Lonesome Planet Travelers Advisory

759 words (3 minutes)

HumorScience Fiction

              Here is the latest update, brought to you by the Lonesome Planet Travelers Advisory Board, as cer...

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Tim McDaniel

The Fairy Godfather

8684 words (32 minutes)

FantasyHumor

The Fairy Godfather by Tim McDaniel             I fluttered into the Don’s inner office and hovered there, my ...

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flash fiction

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A Little-Known Historical Fact

243 words (1 minute)

HumorStrange

A Little-Known Historical Fact By Tim McDaniel “You know, Billy,” said George Washington, “When I was a young ...

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flash fiction

Tim McDaniel

Le Morte de Volkswagyn

721 words (3 minutes) · 1 like

ClassicFantasyHumor

Le Morte de Volkswagyn (A Newly-Discovered Romance)               There rode four knyghts of the Table Rounde...

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flash fiction

Tim McDaniel

The List

895 words (4 minutes)

ClassicFantasyHumor

The List                 The front door – that’s where they would come through. The house did have a back doo...

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flash fiction

Tim McDaniel

New Trick

1172 words (5 minutes)

FantasyHorrorHumor

            The phone rang. Actually, it didn’t ring. It played that stupid “Who Let the Dogs Out” song. Jesse h...

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