Effie Seiberg
Effie Seiberg writes whimsical fantasy and science fiction, complete with robots with feels, snarky retired gods, silly internets, and puns.
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Effie Seiberg is a fantasy and science fiction writer. Her stories can be found in the "Women Destroy Science Fiction!" special edition of Lightspeed Magazine (winner of the 2015 British Fantasy Award for Best Anthology), Galaxy's Edge, Analog, Fireside Fiction, and PodCastle, amongst others. Her stories have been a finalist in the AnLab Awards 2016 as well as an honorable mention in the Year's Best YA Speculative Fiction 2015. Effie lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. She likes to make sculpted cakes and bad puns.
Stories · Posts · Books
Rocket Surgery
Jan 11, 2019 · 3,316 words (13 minutes) · 1 like
Literary Fiction Science Fiction
It's one thing to take a very smart smartbomb through simulations for when it should explode. It's yet another thing when it wants to live.
Thundergod in Therapy
Dec 5, 2018 · 5,615 words (21 minutes) · 1 like
Zeus is stuck in court-mandated anger management therapy, and is banished to a retirement home on earth for his parole. When Tekhno, the new god of tech, comes and kicks him around, it's up to Zeus to figure out how to get him off his back without getting on the bad side of the Court of the Gods.
Featured November 21, 2018
Just One More Kitten GIF
Nov 17, 2018 · 1,339 words (5 minutes) · 1 like
Procrastinators beware: that unused brain capacity might be powering something more nefarious. Truly gifted procrastinators get sent to Procrastination Limbo to donate their brainpower forever...
Submission Guidelines for the Fairyland Gazette
Nov 17, 2018 · 691 words (3 minutes)
All is not as it seems at the Fairyland Gazette. But dear writer, if you follow these close instructions, you'll avoid treacherous missteps as you submit your work...
